I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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