If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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