is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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