On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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