if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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