i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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