If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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