did you get engaged???
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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