yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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