i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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