Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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