I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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