I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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