I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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