About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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