she was so not down for the gang bang
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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