What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Semen is not good for contacts.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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