I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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