Swine flu. Run for my life!
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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