it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
operation harelip BJ is a go
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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