Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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