Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I intend to get homeless drunk
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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