Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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