Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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