Pants 0. Shit 1.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have grass duct taped all over my body
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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