like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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