I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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