The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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