Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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