I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you will always have a special place in my vag
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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