Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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