Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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