If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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