Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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