Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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