We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..