He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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