oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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