Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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