I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
