i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
