i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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