She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
its not stalking. its research.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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