Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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