More tranny stories later!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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