Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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