just come out here and I will go home with you...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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