You're my little dorito
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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