fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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