I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The Olympian is in my bed
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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