I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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