Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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