Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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