My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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