Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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