we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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