if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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