I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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